Monthly Archives: January 2009

Tart, with plenty of pulp: the O.C. Housewives wrap up another juicy season

The Real Housewives of Orange County, Bravo’s original offering in what seems its ever-growing collection of “rich women who bitch a lot” reality series, will be wrapping up its fourth season next week, making room for the New York Housewives … Continue reading

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Ina’s candy

But there’s more eye candy to be had besides the actual candy (and cookies and olive-oil-laden fettunta) in Ina Garten’s kitchen, and his name is T. R. Pescod. Continue reading

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The boob network

On the Simpsons episode, “Lisa’s Wedding,” which takes place twenty years in the future, Marge turns to Homer at one point and remarks, “You know, FOX turned into a hard core sex channel so gradually, I didn’t even notice.” Though it was a dig at the sleazy programming Fox was known for in the ’90s, the comment often comes to my mind when I’m watching the Food Network. Continue reading

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